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If aliens abducted me

Something I often think about is what if an ultra intellectually advanced group of aliens abducted me, because they might be willing to give me superpowers in return for my cooperation which would be really cool.

heads off

So what if heads and bodies were separate entities? the bodies could be like charging pads and the heads could fall off when you bend over they could also be swapped for smarter ones, wouldn't that be a treat?

Question about balls

So I'm curious, if you get hit in the balls and they are full and they get hit in just the right spot can it make you ejaculate?

The Three Stooges

I really like the three stooges, especially Curly, he's a national treasure.

joke #1

what kind of car does a cow drive? A Cadillac.

inheritance

Something i heard the other day that I thought was really funny "inheritance is just your dead family members dropping their loot.

Family

Family is family so stick up for them unless they don't stick up for you in which case they're scum so fuck em.